janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.”

Sep 05 from niadil with 211 notes

telapathetic:

career aspirations

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

dieoware:

i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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